~ Quotes

Wilson: You have no cases. You have NO cases. You’ve got hand picked doctors, specialists, working for you, and they’re sitting on their hands?
House: Cameron is answering my mail.
Wilson: Time well spent I’m sure.

House: When did my signature get so girly?
Cameron: I can explain.
House: See that G, see how it makes a big loop on top? It doesn’t even look like my handwriting. Think I have something? What’s the differential diagnosis for writing “G’s” like a junior high school girl?
Cameron: It’s impossible to get to you through normal channels, they have called…
House: Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention wear something fun. Low-rider jeans are hot.
Cameron: 16 year old male, sudden onset of double vision and night terrors, with no apparent cause. The kid’s been to 2 neurologists…[interrupted]
House: Night terrors, yeah? As in big scary monsters?
Cameron: Yeah.
[House gets up and grabs his cane]
Cameron: Where are you going?
House: To see the family.
Cameron: You’re going to examine a patient?
House: 9 times out of 10 there’s no reason to talk to a patient, but night terrors in a 16 year old is a VERY good reason to talk to this family. Good work.

Cameron: You enjoyed that. I brought a reasonable case to your attention, and you shoved it in my face just to humiliate me.
House: You’re an only child, aren’t you?
Cameron: Why would you say that?
House: Everything is about you. This may seem incredibly controversial, but I think sexual abuse is bad. I just wanted to make sure he wasn’t being diddled by daddy, or mommy, anything else is just a bonus.
Cameron: I’m not an only child.

Cameron: What about sex?
House: Well, it might get complicated. We work together. I am older, certainly, but maybe you like that.
Cameron: I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis.
House: Heh, nice cover.

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