~ Quotes

Luke: [with a sandwich for House] No pickles, and it’s cold now.
Cameron: If it’s a reuben, that’s the way he likes it.
House: Everyone, this is Luke.
Cameron: Allison Cameron, it’s nice to...
House: Yeah, yeah, yeah, save it, we’re busy. Luke, give us another half hour with your mom. We need to do some tests. [ Luke walks away ] Nice kid. Take her off the psych meds, that way we’ll know what’s what on the physical side, and who knows, we might get more out of her. [ everyone leaves except House and Cameron] Don’t worry – no pickles.
Cameron: Happy birthday.
House: [chewing] Okay... whose?
Cameron: I was going through your mail, and it was on a form. Happy birthday.
House: Oh.

Cameron: You really didn’t know.
House: No. I didn’t. And frankly I’m angry. Which I’m guessing is the correct response. ‘Course I’ll know better once you tell me what you’re talking about.
Cameron: Your birthday.
House: Oh. Anger was a bad guess. Well, normally I’d put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the earth has circled the sun one more time. I really didn’t think it was gonna make it this year, but darnit, if it wasn’t the Little Planet That Could all over again.
Cameron: It’s a birthday. It’s an excuse to be happy. You think that’s lame?
House: Why are you here? To buy me a pony?
Cameron: I’m just waiting for the surgery.
House: Yeah well, go scrub in.

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