~ Quotes

Foreman: You know why House thinks I’m a druggie?
Cameron: This is gonna be a racial thing, isn’t it?
Foreman: Same reason he thinks this kid overdosed. When you’re a drug addict, you want to think everyone else is, too.
Cameron: He's not addicted, he has to take drugs.
Foreman: The definition of addict.
Cameron: He’s in pain...
Foreman: And addicted to painkillers. What a coincidence.
Cameron: You really never did any drugs?
Foreman: Now this is gonna be a racial thing.
Cameron: Deflecting a personal question with a joke. Gee, who do I know that does that?
Foreman: Yeah, I’m just like him. Except for the angry, bitter, pompous, cripple part.
Cameron: Maybe we should all pitch in and get you a nice cane. You’ve already got the matching gym shoes.

House: Only one man left in the bullpen and he throws like a girl.
Cameron: I hate sports metaphors.
House: Give her the high hard one.

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