~ Quotes

Chase: It’s hookers.
Cameron: Oh, my God!
Foreman: Multiple hookers! But House is House, right? He’s gotta have his way. Four or five of ‘em.
[Cameron looks disgusted]
Cameron: That’s not even funny!
Foreman: What, you don’t think he has sex?
Cameron: No, of course he...
Chase: Of course not, he doesn’t have sex, he makes loooove!
Cameron: I didn’t say that.

Cameron: Foreman says we’ve got a problem with the transplant.
House: If she terminates the pregnancy, he’s not going to let himself die on principle.
Cameron: ...Would you give up a baby for someone you love?
House: Please tell me I don’t have to decide. [pause] Depends, how long would they live?
Cameron: Is this a pragmatic question for you?
House: Fifty years, no problem. Six months, I say let ‘em die. Well, I’ve actually given this a lot of thought, and my personal tipping point is seven years, eight months, and 14 days.
Cameron: I couldn’t do it.
House: You found religion.
Cameron: Do you have to be religious to believe a fetus is a life?
House: There seems to be a correlation. [pause] I’m, uh... Do you like monster trucks?
Cameron: ...I don’t know what they are.
House: ...Right. I got two tickets. Friday night.
Cameron: You asking me to go with you?
House: Sure. Sounds good.
Cameron: Like a... date?
House: Exactly. Except for the “date” part. [She stares at him, speechless. House turns away, embarrassed.] Forget it.
Cameron: No, I-I was gonna go to the oncology dinner...
House: ‘Course, you have to hear Wilson’s lecture.
Cameron: No. I just found out he canceled like, two weeks ago. So... what do we wear?

Cameron: His heart rate is 130 and rising, like a Randy Johnson line drive.
House: [thinks for a moment] A for effort.

Chase: N-no, the monster trucks? House asking you, that’s... that’s funny.
Cameron: I was the first person he ran into, he just... asked me.
Chase: Yeah, like a date!
Cameron: Exactly. Except for the “date” part.

House: Come on, she’s sleeping with one of you. [House looks hopefully at Cameron] Oh God, please tell me it’s you.
Cameron: She buys lunches! She doesn’t...
House: Don’t worry, you’re not gay... you’re adventurous!

Cameron: That was amazing!
House: I’m telling you, Gravedigger never disappoints.
Cameron: You ever been married?
House: Well now, let’s not ruin a lovely night out by getting personal.
[pause]
House: I lived with someone for a while. You gonna finish that?
Cameron: I’ll race you to the car!

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